Say What????

**Disclaimer**

There may or may not be some potty talk in this post.

You have been warned.

The other night Mr. Blue was giving Mr. Orange a bath.

Mr. O: Dad.  Dad.  Daaaad.

Mr. B:  What?

Mr. O: Is piss a bad word?

Mr. B: {Where on earth did he hear that??}  Well, it's just not a very nice word and we don't use it in our house.

Mr. O:  Well, what does it mean?

Mr. B:  It's a vulgur way of saying pee.  {Why am I explaining this to my SIX year old??}  Again, it's not very nice, so we just don't say that word.  Where did you hear it anyway?

Mr. O:  Oh this girl at school.

{A few seconds later...}

Is tiss a bad word?

Mr. B:  Tiss is not a word.

Mr. O:  Okay, then I will say tiss now.

{After thinking for a minute or two...}

Ass.

Mr. B:  What did you say?

Mr. O:  Ass.

Mr. B:  Um, that's not a nice word either.  Where did you hear that one? {Good grief!  What is he learning at school?????}

Mr. O:  Oh, I was just thinking of words and thought up that one.

Mr. B:  Well, let's not use that word either.

Mr. O:  Dad?

Mr. B:  What?

Mr. O:  Can I say pass?

Mr. B:  Yes.

Mr. O:  What about grass?

Mr. B:  Yes.

Mr. O:  But those words have ass in them.

Mr. B:  It's time to get out of the tub.